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aw gud BC well of fu go then go get our hayley back!!!



oh thursday not that long away what the hek

lets get drunk

crack open the baileys lol

It wasnt me who ate all the jelly babies, I only ate the ones with the heads missing. I also eat the holes in polos

I started to get worried then and wondered who was leading BC astray when I see mention of whips lol

who ate the jelly babies?

Thanks Stray....that will keep me going for the night..I mean the trip...any more for any more....all in a good cause...roll up roll up.

*opens the Baileys

checks the whip round

we have 47 p

two butons

and a 10 cent piece

i thro in a bottle of baileys

2 scotch eggs

and a pack of smarties

now GO GO GO

Gnawing your ankles.....awwwww bless....hasn't anyone been feeding BC since Hayleys been away. lol

*goes round thread with flat cap....come on girls and Col...dig deep in the pockets of your aprons and help me to get Hayley back from Las Vegas...*peers into cap...who put those jelly babies in there????

MAD???? who?where?us,nope?

~~~waves back~~~

well
thanks you lot ive had a brill laugh which was well and truly needed
but i still believe your all MADDDD
this site should be genes mad united lol
Rosex

Rushes back to check the version I added lol

Mary at least you only got your ankles clutched by BC, mine are scarred where she has been gnawing them!

*passes another bottle of Baileys to BC*

sing up BC - can't quite hear ya! LOL

*looks under the mattress....nope Joy, can't afford it and the pension doesnot come for two weeks.....

*hopefully...we could always have a whip round to send me in hot pursuit??

PMSL @ colin
need to change me tenna ;-)
Rosex

Brilliant Colin! Now can we have the other version?

lol

Waves to Joy and Stray and Rosie and all. she will be back on Thursday, don't fret..she is driving me to drink so she is....

yes go get her

SOB SOB

Mister Patrick McGinty, an Irishman of note,
Came into a fortune, so bought himself a goat.
Said he, "Sure, of goat's milk I mean to have my fill!"
But when he got his Nanny home, he found it was a Bill.

And now all the ladies who live in Killaloo
Are all wearing bustles like their mothers used to do.
They each wear a bolster beneath the petticoat,
And leave the rest to Providence and Paddy McGinty's goat!

Missis Burke to her daughter said, "Listen, Mary Jane, .
Now who was the man you were cuddling in the lane?
He'd long wiry whiskers all hanging from his chin."
"Twas only Pat McGinty's goat, " she answer'd with a grin.

Then she went away from the village in disgrace,
She came back with powder and paint upon her face.
She'd rings on her fingers, and she wore a sable coat,
You bet your life they never came from Paddy McGinty's goat.

Little Norah McCarthy the knot was going to tie,
She washed all her trousseau and hung it out to dry.
Then up came the goat and he saw the bits of white:
He chewed up all her falderals, and on her wedding night:

"Oh turn out the gas quick!" she shouted out to Pat,
For though l'm your bride, sure l'm not worth looking at.
I'd got two of ev'rything, I told you when I wrote,
But now I've one of nothing, all thro' Paddy McGinty's goat.'

Mickey Riley he went to the races t'other day.
He won twenty dollars and shouted, "Hip Hooray!!"
He held up the note, shouting "Look what I've got!"
The goat came up and grabbed at it and swallowed all the lot.

"He's eaten my banknote," said Mickey, with the hump.
They ran for the doctor, he brought a stomach pump.
He pumped and he pumped for that twenty dollar note,
But all he got was ninepence out of Paddy McGinty's goat.

Now old Paddy's Goat had a wonderous appetite,
and one day for breakfast he ate some dynamite.
A whole box of matches he swallowed all serene
and then he went and gobbled up a quart of paraffin.

He sat by the fireside, he didn't give a hang,
swallowed a spark and exploded and exploded with a bang.
SO if you go to heaven you can bet a dollar note....
that the Angel with the whiskers on is Paddy McGinty's Goat.

The End


No I dont know that one lol

I hope what I put was clean I never checked it lol