General Chat

I ended up with a stiff neck today because of the angle that I have to sleep.

Ann
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Tsk!.....you should all know by now that I have a split personality.....and this thread should have been totally about ME! ME! ME! and ME!.....wots all this talk about Gingham? ( I had a gingham dress tooooo...but don't tell anybody)...and going on holiday and other idle chit chat?

when I first read this thread.....I have to admit to wmsl......then I re-read it....and thought.....ahhhh! aren't they luverrrly........but then I thought ( or one of the me's, anyway ).......they are only bein concerned about me where-abouts.......cos they just want me ter do their cleanin for em......Hmmmmm!

As for the film to be made and who should be starring.......methinks.....Julie Walters would be a better bet lol


Susan who nearly pushed the cleaner down the cellar.....and who still hasn't finished with them cos there are another couple of days to go....and if they don't hurry up you will find me at the nearest lunatic asylum.

PS.....Hello to all, says the nice me......thank you Mwahhhhh!

Oh there you are...

Where do you think you've been?

We found the gingham when we were looking in the basement for you...having heard the clatter as you nearly dropped the hoover down there...

We were prepared to scour the hills of the Lake district after you.....

Find you at the nearest lunatic asylum???


I thought you were already there...well one of you was. lol

Oh Susan!!!!

*breaks down sobbin*

We have been.....turmatised!!

We were so worried about you...well about the NICE Susan that is:-) lol

But what will we do now you are back....*looks round thread...hmmmmmm

Oh I forgot...*hugs Susan round the ankles.......

Must have been a ghostie that you heard TW......me hoover is a write off lol......


save the gingham though.....may need it for some noo curtains......oh yes.....cushions too......is there enough to make a table cloth?.....what colour is it?

Did you mean the window cleaner?

We found him in the cellar, with all the gingham...

*feels relief.....no BLISS as BC finally lets go of my ankles*

OK now who is missing?

Blue...*wipes eyes* the Ging-Ham is Blue.......

have no fears BC...as yer were all havin so much fun looking for me......I have to go awol again for a while.....so keep hold of your trecking gear, you may need it again.....sides....you need something to do to keep you all occupied.


BLUE!.....YUK!.....can't you dye it?

*breaks down with fresh sobs....Oh No Susan...not again!!!!!!

*files nails....well you will be sorely missed...

Susan, if we dyed it, it wouldn't be gingham any more...just plain..well...whatever colour you dyed it.

BC think back to your hippy days, can you remember how to tie n dye?

Tsk!......can't you dye each square separately?.....surely some-one has the time or stupi.......errm.... patience to do it

Not me...not got any time or stupi...err..patience

Not only back but full of silly ideas too (for us!!)

glad you are OK, we do miss you when youa re not around

Ann
Glos

*hands on hips*

Huhhh!! she's turned up with not so much as a 'where's Tina'!!!

I have just got back..... hateful train journey from Cumbria, all muddy and wet. (Why does it always rain there?) YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

I HAD to eat all the prepared food and Kendal Mint cake before returning.







Good to see you though.... I have found you some awesome homemade (by my fair hand) green gingham kitchen curtains.

Tina x

Morning all... Told you our Susan would turn up the minute I went to bed, didn't I mmmm??? Yep, I definitely did!!

I am beginning to get me a king-sized perperplecshonal complex, I am!!

Am going to sulk!!

So there..

and Tina ate all the Kendal mint cake.... above and beyond the call of duty, I call that!!

And we've ALL dug out our gingham stuff... and you want to dye it! Sheesh!!

Love

Daff xxx

Daff, silly beggar suggested we die the gingham (square by square) Lol!!!

Tina, you did not HAVE to eat all the Kendal mint cake. And while you were up there in the mountains did you bump into Caz (Cumbria) and Summer Scribe???

Ann
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LOL Ann... No missed them was too busy eating... can't waste food and couldn't possibly hurt feelings of those who lovingly prepared it. Plus, never saw the mountains - don't like heights lol

Caz was about to inform us as to what she got for others day from the eldest for Mothers day... still waiting Caz!!

Daff... is that a real word?? perperple..... etc....have you any more like that? brilliant!

Ann, hope you are feeling better today than you did yesterday :o))

Lol Tina.... A bit like cooking... you really can't beat the words that are built up from scratch at home, lol!!

Ann, I saw that bit.... well, I have far too much to do than spend my time dying squares... like, um, let's think... oh yes.. the blackbirds are courting... that is entrancing!! And the jays are playing kiss catch amongst the trees.. I normally only see them from the bedroom windows, but they are swooping from branch to branch at the moment!. Far more important than dying those squares......

Hope you are feeling less sore today, Ann.

TW... have you got a trainer for your circuit breaking... I found some great stuff on Wiki!! lol!

Belle is stalking the birds, lol... she hasn't done that for years, lol!! What a delight.. I am off to take some photos!! It's ok, anyone from the RSPCB... she has a huge growth in her mouth and jaw, and is almost blind... she'll never catch them... those blackbirds are regulars, and dead savvy, lol!!

Love

Daff xxxx

Lov

Daff, here's hoping that Belle is enjoying her new found kittenish behaviour. Our lovely old cat Josie died from a growth in her mouth although she was 17 at the time so had a good life.

Tina,/ Daff unfortunately no not a lot better still sore and the wound has a slight infection probably due to irritable stitches according to the nurse. (And not the only thing that is irritable either now!!)

Ann
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