General Chat

Obviously in Yorkshire "a muffin" has a different meaning!

I was meaning a big sponge thingy with a soft centre!

Jac

Stop flirting Keith.

Jane, you know I am anybody's for a large spirit and twenty fags...

Jac,
Dont sell yerself cheap luv....you are worth a chocolate chip or two xx
With tray also:0)

David, please dont expect your thread to stay sensible xx

Keith....could you also ask Jac exactly what she means by a muffin! lololol

I'd sell it for a muffin and a latte!!

(and it was a typo on my part - it should have said 43)


Jac

Hold on a minute.............. I am still taking notes.

Could you just confirm what it is that stands defiantly ?

Sorry, confused of Bristol ... 58

- just checking his photo against mine - ah yes, I see

Is that because I am simple Ugs?

Was going to offer your story to Keith for £24.99....but shall now tout it for a piece of black forest gateaux and a shandy xx

Enough already with the age thing. I am somuch younger than the rest of you lot.

And look it.....

*stands defiantly*

Don't forget it isn't the journalists that always have the last word on the typed formed

I am still trying to figure out this from the National paper here this past week

- The neighbouring countries of America, Italy and Mexico

Funny how I always thought Italy was in Europe

Michelle

He's not wearing very well for 57 is he!

*runs*

57!! I thought it was 58?
confused of bristol

Always happy to help you along.

* " 57 " on Sunday?! *

Oh I was too sloshed to get that Mrs E. You ought to know you need to be less subtle at this time of night with me but Joy and Jane have helped me along:))

Anyway, why are you still sober?

Keith, given your skill with language I am sure I wouldn't be able to say no;))

Well at least you know your interview was insufficiently interesting to warrant being reported in full and correctly - pmsl

"....said 57 year old Mr Darwin Powens of Llanduddno"

Uggers !

You probably don't know me, but I am the Assistant Deputy Editor of the quarterly periodical "Genealogists of Our Time"

I can assure you that not all journalists are the same. Indeed the publication that I work for is committed to the highest standards of disclosure, intrigue and yarn.

I am interested that another publication should seek a quote from you ................ you obviously have something of great importance to say.

I would be most grateful if I could have an exclusive interview with your goodself, squire.

You can rest assured of the utmost discretion on my part, and any misquotations, fabrications or untruths will only be published with your expressed, or implied, permission.

I am afraid that my budget runs to no more than £25, but I can guarantee you a lifetime's notoriety.

What say you Guv ?

Jac,
You are so good as sussing these things out:0))

now normal, Jac?

Joy MM

No twas stupidity Jac;))) Still at least my age didn't come into it:)))

Perhaps it was a typo David - you know............now instead of not...................and norman instead of normal!!

It can make a great deal of difference can one letter! )))



Jab or Jac