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A Cornishman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies
of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of pasties wafting up
the stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the
bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and
with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he
crawled downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the
doorframe, gazing into the kitchen.
Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself
already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen
table were literally hundreds of pasties .
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted
wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the
table, landing on his knees in rumpled posture. His aged and withered
hand trembled towards a pasty at the edge of the table, when it was
suddenly smacked by his wife with a spatula.......................















" Bu@@er off" she said, "they're for the funeral."

Ok Dianne

Got your order babe

Jan x

Gone on then Sue

Lets have it

pmsl

Jan x

Is there room in this 'ere gutter for another little 'un (I wish), cos I'm one of those who keeps collapsing too, only mine's Menieres.

*****Sticking me hand up for a cornish pasty*****

Dianne xx

I am just returning from the pub after winning the crutches race :-))

A pasty would go down a treat thanks... hic!

Sue x

I have a wicked cornish pasty joke if you want to hear it

I'm still sat here, but where is Gwen?

Caz xx

Ok

Who's still in the gutter

Need numbers cos I've put an order in for Cornish Pasties to be delivered to us, and a couple of flasks of tea and coffee.

Come on everyone Hands up

No wonder there,s been Floods with all these "Deriers" blocking the Gutters.Are you lot auditioning to join the New Harem being set up?. Gwen Tell the "S---s" to take a running Jump.Post When and where you like.Give them the SAXON SALUTE,and enjoy yourself.xx.**M**.

Please dont let them put you off gwen, i know its hard, it may seem impossible at times but your courage and good nature will shine through,

Take care,


Love and hugs,


Caz xxxxx

Dizzy, can I join you in the gutter please...............Enjoy reading your threads take no notice, just be your self. You can put me over the drain as me bum is big enough to block out the smell!!!!!!!!!!!

gwen, move over for 3 more, me, baby and my son whose dyspraxic, he falls, trips every day, we will sit here with you and i've brought some biccies to share....
people can be very nieve, you can hold onto my arm anytime...
take care, speak to you soon...
xxxxxx

I remember reading your earlier thread as well Gwen and have always admired you for the spirit you've shown. You go to meets and have a good time,.
Keep on enjoying life in your own way and anything that makes you happy.

Who was it said "when you're on your back in the gutter,you're looking at the Stars"? ;O))

Mau ((xx))

Thanks Ann!

Gwen, I just cannot see what the problem is that this friend of yours has. Why is it so awful for her? You are the one that is dealing with your PD!

So like everyone says, you carry on, enjoy yourself and entertain us too!

Abigail, well done! Good weight loss there.

Ann
Glos

GWEN, YOU PLAYED BAKER STREET BY GERRY RAFFERTY AT FULL VOLUME......MY VERY FAVOURITE RECORD.........YOU ARE A SPECIAL LOVELY LADY.......DON'T LISTEN TO THE NEGATIVES.......x

Hi Ladies,and Gents is there room for
one more in the gutter..
me bum isnt that big .......lol
Dizzy if you want to stay
then stay , i find that you have
a funny sense of humour , you make me laugh .
Hazelx

anyone know the world record for most people sitting in a gutter?!

Gwen, I would be more than happy to sit in the gutter (or anywhere else) with you.

Some people can be cruel because ,i think, they are often scared...
they don't know how
to cope with either the 'dis-ability they
see or the thought that it might happen
to them.

"Lead with your chin" as my mum used
to say....you have good friends here!

Rose xxxx

Gwen,-if someone cant be bothered to talk to you anymore then its their loss.
there are enough kind,caring people here to more than make up for it

love,Paula xxxx

Good morning! I noticed you were talking about bums and I just wanted to say that yesterday I found out that mine could get into size 14 jeans in M&S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope you get a veritable parade of lovely bottoms going past you in the sunshine!

I am taking my teeny tiny bottom down to the kitchen for a cup of tea.








(it was a size 24 18 months ago!!)

Shove up and make room for me,I'm joining Gwen as well.Hello all you lovely ladies that are showing solidarity to Gwen.xxxx

Maddyxx