General Chat

I am just returning from the pub after winning the crutches race :-))

A pasty would go down a treat thanks... hic!

Sue x

I have a wicked cornish pasty joke if you want to hear it

Is there room in this 'ere gutter for another little 'un (I wish), cos I'm one of those who keeps collapsing too, only mine's Menieres.

*****Sticking me hand up for a cornish pasty*****

Dianne xx

Gone on then Sue

Lets have it

pmsl

Jan x

Ok Dianne

Got your order babe

Jan x

A Cornishman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies
of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of pasties wafting up
the stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the
bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and
with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he
crawled downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the
doorframe, gazing into the kitchen.
Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself
already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen
table were literally hundreds of pasties .
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted
wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the
table, landing on his knees in rumpled posture. His aged and withered
hand trembled towards a pasty at the edge of the table, when it was
suddenly smacked by his wife with a spatula.......................















" Bu@@er off" she said, "they're for the funeral."

PMSL

Thats about right with us Cornish

Really like that one, am going to keep it if you dont mind

Jan x

Dizzy,

My mum had a brain tumour for many years that destroyed her balance - it was usually hedges or bushes with her and she often took one of us with her as well! It's surprising how many really nice people you meet when you are sprawled out in the middle of a hedge.

The vast majority of people, of all ages, are sympathetic and want to help - don't let anyone put you down.

Feel free Jan :-)

Sue x

Like it Sue.

Dianne xx

OMG............................................

I DIDN'T COME BACK
SORRY,ICANT SAY,I CANT EVEN FIND WORDS

OMG THIS HAS REALLY SHOOK ME..OMG
AND IF I WAS THERE I'D BE SCOFFING A CORNISH PASTIE


SORRY WORDS GONE XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Glad your back Gwen, can I get out of the gutter now I've got a num bum.

Caz xx

You silly billy Gwen.

You can always talk to me and I hope I am
always here to listen.

((((((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))))

Jean x.

K ish it shafe to come back ????????
Shomone left me in the pub............Sue M lol.

Have a good evening Gwen, you know where I am mate .

Lin xxx

Lin,

You are not hammered again? Ooops I can see you are. There's a Cornish pasty over there in the gutter, that'll soak up some of the booze...pmsl

and stop prodding me with your crutch!!!!

Sue xx

Ahh glad your back Gwen,
like Yorkshire Caz said, can i
get out of the gutter now
it's all these big bums , their
squashing me lol
Hazelx

Awwwwww Shuuuuuuuuuuu a pashty..........luberly.

x

just streaching my legs, that pastie was deeeelllliiiisssshhhh, thankyou
xxxx

I REALLY THANKYOU
FOR SITTING IN THE KERB
WITH ME
LOVE TO YOU ALL XXXXX

Dizzi

You are always welcome babes

Did you get a pasty, if not I have some spares

pmsl

I got a numb bum

Jan x

hEY MAKE ROOM IN THAT GUTTER FOR ME .... I WANT A SEAT ...........

(((((((( HUGS ))))))))