General Chat

*Hands pegs out to everyone for their noses*
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Gwen love,

I remember this post,

Move over you skinny lot!

I have a very big bum and need lots of space in the gutter!.."Wiggle ..wiggle.."

Oh chit!!! .. who farted?? ...yuuky..!!! blaa..!!

;)))))))))))))

*takes chair with thanks*

Anyone got a crane to lift me up now cos I am stuck? and I don't trust you lot to support my bulk! Mind you I am too big to slip down the drain...lol

So to sum up: we are peeps who;

can't walk properly (me)
can't speak properly
can't control hands properly
have strange body movements
have various brain conditions (me)

I reckon that makes us a pretty special bunch!

Sue xx

Chin up babe, you're so much better than that, dont stop posting because of them! I admire you and you obviously have a great sense of humor!! I've ended up flat on my face on too many occasions to count (and thats without a drink lol) I have no sense of balance my brain tells me one thing and my feet to the other, dont get a dishy bloke to pick me up tho, normally OH standing laughing at me!

So make room i'm joining you too!!

Morning Gwen. I don't know what health problems you have, but have always found you to be plesant. You often make me laugh when I feel down. Don't know why your friend said you don't always talk nice, but so what we can't always be nice!! If you feel a bit low do come and talk on depression / anxiety thread there are some beautifiul souls on there. Caz knows. She is one of them. xx

Morning Caz, hope you are feeling a little better today. xx

Lindy it could have been me, it's a side effect of my tablets sorry !! xx

Carole

Please sit over the drain, then we won't be able to tell when you errr expel!

Sue xx

Good idea Sue, you'll all believe me when I say it's the drains that smell pmsl xx

Me,

Don't breath too good so...have terrible coughing fits in public when getting a whiff of someone who bathes in perfume and not soap and water.

Have weak ankels so always falling over and when flat on my bum have to rely on support to pick me up again..

Do I care what others think??

No way, I don't give a chit !!!

I can laugh at myself and am just glad to be alive!

Lindy in the beautiful sunny Algarve.

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Well, well,well it looks as if this gutter is getting a bit filled up so it really must be the " IN " place to be.
I only have one reservation and that is that Gwen and the rest of us are going to get soaked if it rains cos I sure as hell cant move fast lol

Lin xxx

Gwen it seems to me you have quite a crowd with you ! Don't worry what one person said xx

That's ok Carole, we all have .."side effects"..

Who pinched the peg.. ?

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Lin

You'll beat me to shelter cos I can't shift too well with my crutches or zimmer!

Now that's a thought: a race to the nearest pub! what a sight that would be....pmsl

*passes tena to Carole to slip down the drain discreetly*

Morning Carole, morning all, Still very painful but I'm trying to move about a bit more Carole, Iv'e read all the new posts on the thread, blimey didn't know there were so many poor souls. Might join in later but fingers are hurting as well. Gwen, see how many friends you have, chin up love.

Caz xx

Morning Caz,

Have not been around for the last couple of months,

Sorry to hear that you have been "under the weather"

((( Hugs )))

Lindy xx

Ok SueM lol you're on cos I got crutches too lol.
Last one to the pub is a sissy. pmsl.

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OK Lin,

On your marks! Last one 'gets them in'

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Hold on I've lost a crutch................someones sitting on it.

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eerrrr Sue don't make me do that again !!! pmslxx

Sorry Carole

*didn't want to mention that I have bladder probs too*

at least I only wet myself....pmsl ...OH NO!

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Jules, lucky you don;t smoke, I do and am craving a ciggie bt I daren't light up near Carole!