Genealogy Chat

ooh, we get to browse through the sparkly stuff. Sounds like a chocolate and champers type of evening. *add chocs and bubbly to shopping list* Heather, David is very malleable, and eager to please, we won't have any problems with him. Glen has been making unexpected visits. Wonder if he would have bothered had David not come on the scene.? Not sure what Davids toilet habits are OC. He can use whatever method he chooses, just as long as he doesn't need someone to hold his hand. lol!

Perhaps one of those potties that tinkles when you erm.....tinkle? Do you think he would like that? Or, possibly a toilet step, if he is a big boy. Rusks? Bibs? Its really no good asking me, I'm ever so out of touch, I'm far better at wheelchairs and tena ladies. OC

*******waves to MM*******

The ones with pretty pictures that fade when wet? shopping list ;- kill rust natty little pull-ups (with non-pinching elastic) anyone think of anything else?

****Only the very best merchandise, rustproof tinsel, bringing my barro through so you can browse...

Just have to say hello to my friend Likkle ... :-)

Rebs See if theyve got some of those natty little pull-ups too. OC

Im sorry, some of you (who seem to have waded over) have got the wrong end of the stick here - the post is NOT to take control, it is to BE controlled. Im harbouring doubts about expectations here and erm, Glen doesnt seem to be on the sick leave?

*adds killrust to shopping list*

Tinsel fairy David is not allowed tinsel if he is going to make puddles.It goes rusty. OC

Donated: one bag of tinsel (from the tinsel fairy)...

Tenas for David..............looks like he's just one of the girls now. pmsl !!!

Oh dear....puddles.... ***goes off to raid airing cupboard for Tena Ladies left behind after the recent Xmas festivities****

I think I might still be too excitable :S Such glowing praise from Miss Rebs has left me in puddles

Both of those attributes - wit and sarcasm - are essential ... :-)

Ooooh, oooh oooh!!! I'll put my hand up for Mr Owen. As l previously stated, l've exchanged numerous correspondance (volumns actually) with the divine Mr. Owen. l feel the poor unsuspecting soul has the essential blend of wit and sarcasm necessary to fulfill any duties thrust upon him whilst in our employ during the vacancy presented by Tinsel Knickers. Also, his reference to garish underwear suggests he may be prove useful when we need to raid wardrobes in the search for items for our future endeavors. (think Christmas expeditions...not really that far away)

.... and could he keep control of the GR pride of cats ? Very important matters these ... :-)

Methinks the final test would be .... could he keep control of a pub thread ?

Military training came in handy after all,after throwing small foil strips around for 30 seconds it appears i have evaded my pursuer.

Well, his second attempt sounds more grovelly doesnt it. Merry,when do we make the decision - OC is fiddling with the balls. I want to make it quite clear to Glen that his position is safe - and in fact he may return with an underlin gimp to boss around.