Genealogy Chat

s'pose we should be grateful she's not using her red flannel draws as food coloring.

Er - scuse me, all talking about me whilst I am pushing a wheelchair with a flat battery round the Eden Project..... I'll have you know that for my Records Office visits, I wear the faux leopardskin cat suit and red plastic stilettos. OC

OMG (red stilettos!) Who/what was in the wheelchair? The rice pud? Merry

My friend's mother was in the wheelchair. (Why was I pushing it and not my friend? Because I am just SOOOOOOOO kind) OC

Well, I do hope your friend's mother kept the rice pudding balanced on her knee successfully? Though I realise as long as it had congealed properly, it wouldn't matter if she dropped it a couple of times.......... Merry

Did the chair have a commode? Could've stored the rice pud there!!!

Oh YES!! Excellent idea Rebs! can't think why I didn't think of that???? I'm sure OC will have done........................... Merry

I have this awful vision of OC looking like Cruella deville in that outfit. I wouldnt have trusted my mum in a wheelchair to her.

Bit worried about those red stillettos. You know what they say about girls who wear red shoes. *quickly runs and throws red heels in back of cupboard*

Wheelchair round the Eden Project, OC? I do hope you did not take her down all those steps in it - bump, bump, bump. Mind you, if she was holding the rice pudding it might have reliquidised it nicely. Oh, and I also know how Glen Tinselturnips escaped last night. He got a pass - compassionate leave to go sick visiting. Hmm - I bet Mrs Tinselturnips won't be too pleased when she discovers that instead of visiting her he was frolicking on Gen with Rebs. Never mind, she is home today, so she will be able to keep a really close eye on him. Tina

Less like Cruella when teamed with OC's truthful wardrobe of sludge green anorak, navy school beret and pop socks (the one's Jess left behind last Christmas) Merry

Glen doesnt frollick - he sort of lurches around with his mask on. And I can assure you I DID NOT give a sick leave pass to him.

Does Glen wear the red stilettos to match his tinsel? Merry

I can just imagine Glen passing his office door and glancing in longingly at his puter. 'Coming dear', as he trots off with his bowl of steaming turnips for Mrs G, urging her to have a good nap after the trauma of the home journey.

Not forgettng the red flannel draws.....so she still gets to have her little splash of rebellion after all. Tina, l'll have you know l took good care of tinsel knickers whilst he frolicked/lurched on gen. I chained him to a sturdy fir tree and had a Christmas in July tree.!!!

I didn't know Glen wears a mask????? The mind boggles (well, mine does!) Merry

What would a gimp be without a gimp mask Merry - if you dont know - ask O.C.

Ah yes.....!!! I can't ask OC anything at the moment, she had ear muffs on because she has had to take the Black 'n' Decker to the rice pudding! Merry

Oh dear! Now that's what l call well congealed. Thought Jess was the handy one when it came to b&d's?

Nite guys, I shall adjourn to think of OC in her cruella de ville get up as she kangos her rice pudding into portions for you all. PS LOVELY David Owen on general has just commented how the tips lot are helpful, witty and charming - just love that boy, dont you. (You are all rushing over to see now, arent you???) Nite - and nite to Glen if he has managed to sneak on for a minute's pleasure.