Genealogy Chat

I hope the polling station has now closed and the Great Brains can get back to deciphering enumerators' handwriting and arguing about apostrophes. J

Ooo-er Our Paulie. Are you starting a pub thread? Long time since we had a good pub thread on Tips (GR seemed to think we should be tee-total). Can we all come to the Frog and Ferret? Are you getting them in? Mine's a triple brandy and babysham (after a couple of those anyone who wants can have my vote - and probably anything else as well). Tina

Christine how many times do I need to tell you NO? One vote and one vote only - if you aint gonna be ere you need to pm me with your vote which I will then cast on your behalf,

I have now returned to party headquarters (the Frog and Ferret) to put the finishing touches to my acceptance speech.

You need to ask Glen that one. (She was on the £2.50 economy package) Paul, you are already losing your ability to stick to your statements.

Is that where he lost his 'y'???? (LOLOL) I love you guys. (Thats off record)

New glasses pleeeaase I misread the post as stick that in your Portillo Glen

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I will be tough on Tinsel, tough on the causes of Tinsel.

And I recently entertained the Hon Zara Phillips to tea following her equestrian triumph. So stick that in your Portfolio.

The local council has deemed that recycling targets allow only one bin for three households,and as near neighbours both Heather and myself have to share facilities.My recent wardrobe revamp is the reason for the said tinsel remains. Glen

I am informed by my party activists that a late-night investigation of Ms Positive Thinker's dustbin revealed quantities of tinsel and a broken horsewhip. I would therefore question her impartiality.

But WHOSE issue Mr B? Perhaps some background delving may yet soil your white suit.

As the 'Mr Clean' of this election I will of course rise above such a dirty tricks campaign. My campaign is issue driven and will remain so.

It would also appear that the honourable gentleman has the cleansing and domestic duties taken care off,with child labour providing evening meals and slave labour providing daytime meal and cleansing services,one wonders if he is chauffer driven to his lunch appointments? Perhaps an undercover investigation into his secretary will prove worthwhile?The Sunday tabloids will no doubt be gathering in force shortly. Glen

Actually Paul, the Hon Member for Tinsel Town slapped his erm, Manifesto on the kitchen table earlier (just after he came out of the shower actually) and very impressive it is. I have come to my senses or census and I am throwing myself whole heartedly behind Two Turnips in this race. I am very disappointed with Ted's performance - what happened to him - or was he knobbled????

The honourable member for Tinseltown has failed to place his own manifesto before the electorate, so I leave it to the people to judge the value of his comments. I will now return to Party Headquarters (the Frog & Ferret) to await the poll results.

It would appear that the manifesto issued is more relevant to the Records Office,rather than the Tips Board mascot. After all the 100% correct,24/7 access and helpful friendly local staff to ensure easy lookups will ensure the swift demise of the tips board as a whole,no tips will be required to be asked or answered. What will happen to this happy little society?We will all be redundant and have to resort to cleansing our domestic properties (i couldn't think of an alternative non abusive phrase) Glen

Trust you have first checked with Merry for leave of absence!

Christine That was MY little voice whispering in your ear!! Will the successful candidate be prepared to fund my extended holid...erm, research trip, to the Bahamas, to look up my Turks and Caicos lot? I will, naturally, be prepared to do lookups while I am there for any other GR member who should be so lucky as to have CLOSE relatives living there (snigger snigger). PS As I am rather old and quavery, I shall of course require 5* accommodation. OC